The Valet, aka The activities of Will Ferrell and the Scandinavian

The Valet, aka The activities of Will Ferrell and the Scandinavian

Book 1 of Hollywood movie/TV series version

by Bryan Fletcher

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CHAPTER 1, Part 1 “Have an excellent day.” An average guy named Will Ferrell startles to a sitting position, and bumps his temple in Manhattan, New York, Monday, 9:28 a.m., in his ever so cramped bed space under a stairwell. *** Then, not saying equivalent foul term, for three right moments, just as if a genuine cuss master, he curses terms wholly unfit for printing, and curses above and beyond everyday foul mouth themes; being a cuss virtuoso, yet high cultural style, within a lowbrow art form, a sweet technology of exemplary foul-speak designed to surprise and provoke the sensory faculties. *** And yet, if done in a particular method, it reveals a well-seasoned head; certain refined judgment, sentiment and taste, even scholarship—as odd as that sounds—and by having a well-crafted mastery of aesthetics, of nature, art, beauty, taste, and especially the sublime. *** Will Ferrell, yet his real title is David Ferrell? […]